Ummm....it's nothing. Really.

Thoughts for today

1. If you leave an open bottle of white wine in the fridge for a month, it goes bad. Like REAL bad.
2. Monavie and Vodka is DELICIOUS!
3. Think I am getting less concerned about Saving the Trees the more I have to wash dishes by hand.
4. "You're gonna love my nuts" makes me laugh EVERY time I hear the Slap Chop/ShamWow guy say it.
   
5. One of my Twitter friends, @Arktist is a very talented artist, although I NEVER saw him tweet about his work. Very cool guy! Here's some of his sketches.
6. Even though @Calamari and I are not dating any more, I am glad I met him because he is a TRUE friend. Even helped me with my Rez Zoom May today! What a sweetie!
7. Thanks to Obit Wheelchair spam email, I am now aware that I MAY qualify for an electric wheelchair at little or no cost. Good cause I was tired of this whole 'walking' thing and I *should* invest in my retirement.
   
8. Monavie and Vodka is REALLY DELICIOUS!
9. The price of NYMEX crude seriously needs to come back to reality. People with NO jobs CAN and WILL decide to drive less furthering the rise in inventory. Just sayin.
10. I am NOT an SEO or Social Media expert and I think that NObody is. You're either smart & 'get it' or you don't. It isn't magical.
    
11. We MAY be able to save our HOME because we FORCED our lender into modification talks by not paying our mortgage for 6 months. I didn't have to pay any fees or get screwed by any scam artists.
12. I don't know what the word "debian" means and I am too lazy to look it up.
    
13. Talk show radio hosts who say that Twitter is lame and vain have little to no followers because in reality, they are pissed that no one gave a crap what they had to say.
    
14. I can't figure out why people give a crap what I tweet about.
    
15. Tweets like this are a total #Fail for me: RT @nbcbayareacom: Presented By: http://bit.ly/101GPY
    
16. Tweets like this I actually LEARN something from: RT @dkmashino: http://twitpic.com/bzps8 - Pink Palace & the place in which Pave Paradise was penned apparently.
17. My dad was out of his mind when he kept telling me "You catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar." Really, dad? Who the hell wants flies??
18. I have something in my eye and NO it is NOT my finger.
    
19. Our #CABudget sucks, but hey...budgets suck. Period.
20. There's only ONE thing that could make this Monavie Vodka cocktail even better...It could clone itself so I don't get my butt up and make another!
    
    
    
    Note: I do not sell Monavie. I just like the taste of it.